Had a fight? Take it to court.
Pass the phone
to the other person
The plaintiff's testimony has been sealed.
No one may read it before the verdict.
Court is in session.
Solomon is reviewing both testimonies.
All rise.
Plaintiff —
Defendant —
Plaintiff “” Defendant “”
— Presiding Judge Solomon ⚖
Solomon's Wisdom · @woodyntasha
Reading both testimonies, this doesn't look like something to settle with a playful verdict — it sounds like something that deserves real conversation and real support. Solomon's Wisdom is built for everyday relationship squabbles, and ruling on this would not do either of you justice.
We sincerely hope this gets resolved in a way where you both feel respected.